![]() Their ranks include Max Schlesinger (Isaach De Bankolé), a blind pastry chef-cum-magician who makes cupcakes out of psychedelic moths, butterflies, and maggots, and Belilal ( Ólafur Darri Ólafsson), a squat, curse-slinging warlock whose bushy beard and barrel chest makes him look like one of ZZ Top's touring bassists. ![]() The Rolodex of enemies and fair weather contacts that Kaulder meets up with on his rocky road to remembering is embarrassingly preposterous. ![]() In order to stop the Witch Queen, Kaulder must "remember death," a clue left for him by Ellic in smudged fingerprints all over one of Ellic's most prized books. ![]() Here's where "The Last Witch Hunter" starts to get so dorky that you may want to give yourself a wedgie for enjoying it. But when Ellic ( Michael Caine), Kaulder's sidekick and the chronicler of his stories, dies on the day of his retirement, Kaulder investigates, and discovers a plot to revive the centuries-dead Witch Queen. An integral member of the mortal-led witch-hunting organization Axe and Cross, Kaulder has grown full of himself after centuries of walking the Earth unchallenged. An especially charming Diesel plays Kaulder, a witch-slayer who was cursed to live forever by the Witch Queen ( Julie Engelbrecht) back in ye olde viking days. ![]()
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